Spam Storage Upgrade

I just logged into my Hotmail account and found that my account storage limit had been bumped up to 250 Meg! (Actually, at first I had a heart attack when I saw the capacity green bar thingy had dropped from around 60 percent to 1 percent and thought that all my mail had been deleted.)

Now I can receive EVEN MORE offers to reduce some parts of my anatomy and enlarge others. (What? These people have never heard of Photoshop??) Oh bliss.